Thursday, July 24, 2008

Intercom Pranks at Walmart

clipped from gwally.com
You can use the intercom from any one of the many telephones Wal-Mart provides around the sales floor. Even better, we know the code! Here is how you use the intercom at Wal-Mart:

• Pick up the phone
• Dial #96

You're now on the store intercom!

The proper way to use the store intercom, I mean, apart from the fact it is only supposed to be used by Wal-Mart employees, is to declare the code and the location. For instance, "Code White in Automotive". Here are a few helpful things you can do with the Intercom.

CODE 1: This code is used for SHOPLIFTING!

CODE 20: Wet Spill.

CODE 90: Management Needed. That sounds useless.

CODE 300: Security Needed. For grins, call Code 300 to the location you are currently at.

CODE GREEN: This code is used when there is a hostage in the store. Ask yourself, do you really want to shop at a store that needs to have a special code for a hostage situation?

CODE BLUE A bomb scare.

CODE RED: This is used in case of a fire!

CODE WHITE: is used for an injury.